Megatron Says "Yeeesss."
Total occurrences=126

NOTE: This accounting includes only those "yeeesss"s that are actually drawn-out "yeeesss"s, usually tacked onto the end of a sentence. This doesn't include "yes"s that are simply part of an answer to a question or whatever. You know the kind of "yeeesss" I mean, I think...

Breakdown:
Beast Wars: 13
Chain of Command: 4
Fallen Comrades: 10
Double Jeopardy: 6
Gorilla Warfare: 5
The Probe: 3
Victory: 6
Dark Designs: 7
Double Dinobot: 3
The Spark: 1
The Trigger: 1
Spider's Game: 2
Call of the Wild: 4
Possession: 3
The Low Road: 3
Before the Storm: 8
Other Voices: 4
Aftermath: 1
Coming of the Fuzors: 8
Other Visits: 5
Bad Spark: 4
Code of Hero: 5
Transmutate: 1
The Agenda: 7
Optimal Situation: 1
Feral Scream: 3
Go With the Flow: 3
Crossing the Rubicon: 1
Other Victories: 1
Nemesis: 7

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Megatron Says "Noooo."

Total Occurrences=24

NOTE: This accounting includes only those "nooo"s that are actually drawn-out "noooo"s, usually tacked onto the end of a sentence. This doesn't include "noooo"s that are simply part of an answer to a question or whatever. You know the kind of "noooo" I mean, I think...

Breakdown:

Beast Wars: 5
Fallen Comrades: 3
Double Jeopardy: 1
Gorilla Warfare: 2
Victory: 1
Dark Designs: 2
Possession: 1
The Low Road: 1
Before the Storm: 2
Other Voices: 1
Coming of the Fuzors: 1
Code of Hero: 1
The Agenda: 1
Optimal Situation: 2

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Scorponok Shoots Megatron

Total Occurrences= Definitely once. Maybe twice.

Breakdown:

Scorponok shoots Megatron by accident (Thanks to Rattrap) in Other Voices, Pt. 1.
Scorponok maybe shoots Megatron at the beginning of Victory. I'll leave it up to you to decide.

(Ironic, isn't it, that fanatically loyal Scorponok would actually end up shooting Megatron...? :) )

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Scorponok Clicks His Claws Together

Total Occurrences: 244 (Whew!)

Yup, I counted every last one. I did count when he clicks both claws simultaneously as just one click, but other than that they're all accounted for...

Breakdown:

Beast Wars: 37
The Web: 14
Chain of Command: 5
Power Surge: 47(!)
Fallen Comrades: 5
Double Jeopardy: 23
Gorilla Warfare: 8
Victory: 29
The Spark: 11
The Trigger: 28
Call of the Wild: 10
Dark Voyage: 9
The Low Road: 9
Other Voices: 9

I'll say it again: Thank God for the frame-by-frame advance on the VCR! This is the one good thing about Scorponok only appearing in the first season... :)

        

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Terrorsaur Loses His Head

Total Occurrences= 2

Breakdown:

Terrorsaur loses his head when Rattrap blows it off in "Double Jeopardy"
He loses it again when he tussles with Airazor in "The Spark."


        

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Waspinator Uses A Pronoun!

Total Occurrences= 25

NOTE: As I said, this does not include those pronouns uttered when Waspinator was possessed by Starscream in the aptly-named "Possession."

Breakdown:

Equal Measures: 1 ("You're second-in-command!")
Power Surge: 3 ("If you're second in command, what is your command?" and "Not me.")
Fallen Comrades: 2 ("Waspinator get him" and "We will beat them to the pod easily!")
Gorilla Warfare: 1 ("Waspinator get him")
A Better Mousetrap: 2 ("Spider can dig her own hole!" and "Waspinator says we must deal with Optimus first.")
Victory: 3 (During argument with Tarantulas, he says, "I'd like to see you try!" and "No, you won't!")
Dark Designs: 1 ("I am Shrapnel!")
Dark Voyage: 4 ("This time we'll make sure of their destruction," "There you are!" and "Awwww, they can't see!")
Law of the Jungle: 1 ("Inferno not wait for your signal!")
Coming of the Fuzors: 1 ("You not tell Waspinator what to do!")
Go With the Flow: 1 ("She injuring Waspinator!")
Other Victories: 2 ("Megatron, what should we do? What should we do?!!")
Nemesis: 3 (All in resignation speech: "I said, 'No!'" "Dragonbot command you, Subcommander Kiss-butt!" "Which means Antbot and Two-Heads can just pucker their mandibles and plant big, wet juicy one right here on Waspinator's big, fat, stripey--")


        

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Inferno Says "Burn"

Total Occurrences= 12

Breakdown:

Spider's Game: 3
Other Voices: 2
Coming of the Fuzors: 2
Other Visits: 2
Transmutate: 1
Deep Metal: 1
Changing of the Guard: 1

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Episodes In Which Megatron Appears But Does Not Say "Yeeesss" or "Noooo."

Total Occurrences= 7

Breakdown:

Megatron makes an appearance in the following episodes, but he doesn't say "yeeees" or "noooo:"
Power Surge
Dark Voyage
Tangled Web
Maximal No More
Changing of the Guard
Cutting Edge
Master Blaster
The "yes/no" thing seems to taper off as the series progresses. Shame. I like it. :)

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Tarantulas Gets Crushed By a Large Falling Object

Total Occurrences= 7

Breakdown:

The Web: Crushed twice by rocks from the ceiling of his lair
The Low Road: Crushed by boulder
Before the Storm: Crushed by boulder
Coming of the Fuzors: Crushed by boulder
Code of Hero: Crushed by rock dislodged by Dinobots eye beams
Go With the Flow: Crushed by a falling piece of the Death Ray

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Tarantulas Appears But Does Not Chuckle Madly

Total Occurrences= 4

Breakdown:

Tarantulas appears but does not chuckle in these episodes:

Fallen Comrades
Call of the Wild
Dark Voyage
Possession

That's it! Other than that, he either doesn't appear or he's laughing like a loon! :)

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Waspinator Incurs Bodily Damage

Total Occurrences= 42

Breakdown:

Chain of Command: Shot by Optimus Primal's missile; Zapped by the alien probe; Shot up by Rhinox; Zapped by the stone circle

Fallen Comrades: Crushed by a boulder dislodged by Dinobot

Double Jeopardy: Shot up by Rhinox; Trampled by Rhinox

A Better Mousetrap: Plowed by Optimus Primal in mid-air

Gorilla Warfare: Grabbed by Optimus Primal through one wall, smashed through another wall, and then shot

The Probe: Shot and sent flying far, far away by Tigatron

Dark Designs: Smashed by Rhinox; Shot down by Cheetor

The Spark: Fried in "energon geyser"

The Trigger: Blasted by the monument twice; Blasted out of the sky by Optimus Primal

Spider's Game: Airazor shoots off his wings, causing him to fall and his head smashes through the ground when he hits

Call of the Wild: Smacked with a tree trunk by Rhinox

Dark Voyage: Shot by a blind Rattrap, goes down in flames in river

Possession: Zapped by power surge during the storm; Blown apart by Blackarachnia

Law of the Jungle: Crashes due to Tigatron; Hit by cluster bombs

Before the Storm: Blown up by Tarantulas

Other Voices: Beat up by Rattrap, including getting noogied and kneed in the crotch, which is apparently as bad thing for the Beast Wars gang as it is for your average male Transfan...

Coming of the Fuzors: Zapped, ripped apart, and smushed into a cube by the security system guarding the Golden Disks; Blasted by the newly-reborn Transmetal Optimus Primal

Maximal No More: Gassed by Rattrap's charge

Other Visits: Zapped by alien construct

Bad Spark: Shot down by Cheetor, lands hard and head-first

Code of Hero: Smushed by Dinobot; Thrown into barrel of Rampage's gun by Dinobot

The Agenda: Smashed to pieces by Blackarachnia's stasis pod platform ship thingy

Optimal Situation: Shot by Cheetor

Cutting Edge: Blasted by Blackarachnia; Stomped by out-of-control cyber-raptor

Feral Scream: Shot by Megatron; Slashed to ribbons by Dinobot II

Go With the Flow: Falls apart due to Oona's handiwork; Zapped by Death Ray

Master Blaster: Smushed by Optimal Optimus

Nemesis: Blown up by Inferno and Quickstrike after resigning from the Predacons


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Terrorsaur Squawks

Total Occurrences= 63

NOTE: Total does not include the squawk Terrorsaur does when he transforms. It only includes those squawks that are not associated with a transformation.

Breakdown:

Beast Wars: 2
Equal Measures: 5
Chain of Command: 3
Power Surge: 14
Double Jeopardy: 5
Fallen Comrades: 2
A Better Mousetrap: 1
The Probe: 3
Victory: 1
Double Dinobot: 7
The Spark: 2
The Trigger: 11
Call of the Wild: 2
Dark Voyage: 1
The Low Road: 1
Before the Storm: 3

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Rhinox Does Not Leave The Base

Total Occurrences= 17

Breakdown:

Rhinox does not leave the Maximal base in the following episodes:

The Web
Equal Measures
Power Surge
Spider's Game
Other Voices
Aftermath
Maximal No More
Transmutate
Deep Metal
Changing of the Guard
Cutting Edge
Feral Scream
Proving Grounds
Go With the Flow
Crossing the Rubicon
Master Blaster
Other Victories

Notice an evil trend???

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Cheetor Says "Bigbot"

Total Occurrences= 49

Breakdown:

The Web: 4
Equal Measures: 2
Fallen Comrades: 5
Gorilla Warfare: 7
A Better Mousetrap: 1
Victory: 1
The Trigger: 2
Possession: 2
The Low Road: 1
Before the Storm: 1
Other Voices: 2
Aftermath: 1
Other Visits: 1
Bad Spark: 2
The Agenda: 4
Optimal Situation: 4
Deep Metal: 1
Cutting Edge: 1
Feral Scream: 5
Master Blaster: 2
Other Victories: 1


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Dinobot Paraphrases Hamlet

Total Occurrences= 3

Breakdown:

Victory: Dinobot paraphrases the "Yorick's skull" soliloquy with the "Alas, poor Tarantulas" line.

Coming of the Fuzors: Dinobot paraphrases the famous "To be or not to be" soliloquy as he's deciding what to do with the Golden Disks that he'd stolen from Megatron.

Code of Hero: Dinobot's dying words echo those of Hamlet.

 

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Dinobot Runs Headlong Into A Tree

Total Occurrences= 1

In "Dark Voyage," Dinobot runs into a tree while Cheetor's being crushed by a really big snake

        

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Optimus Primal Says "Prime"

Total Occurrences= 18

Breakdown:

Beast Wars: 4
Chain of Command: 2
Double Jeopardy: 1
Dark Designs: 1
The Trigger: 2
Possession: 1
The Low Road: 1
Before the Storm: 1
Coming of the Fuzors: 1
Transmutate: 1
The Agenda: 1
Optimal Situation: 2


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Blackarachnia Rakes A Claw Down Someone Else's Chest

Total Occurrences= 5

Breakdown:

Other Voices: She gets Tarantulas

Tangled Web: She gets Quickstrike

Bad Spark: She gets Silverbolt

The Agenda: She gets Silverbolt (again) twice


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Inferno Is Reduced To A Pile Of Random Parts

Total Occurrences= 6

Breakdown:

Inferno is reduced to a pile of parts in the following episodes:

Spider's Game
Other Voices
Aftermath
Code of Hero
The Agenda
(Presumably) Nemesis


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Airrazor Gets Blasted Out Of The Sky

Total Occurrences= 4

Breakdown:

The Trigger: 2 (Blasted by a Scorponok missile; Blasted by the Alien Monument)

Spider's Game: 1 (Shot down by Blackarachnia)

Other Voices: 1 (Zapped by alien field generator)


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Silverbolt Makes a Heroic Rescue

Total Occurrences= 6

Breakdown:

Bad Spark: 3 (Saves Blackarachnia from Tarantulas, saves Blackarachnia from the the saber-toothed cat and saves Blackarachnia from falling to her doom)

The Agenda: 1 (Saves Blackarachnia from falling to her doom after the stasis pod platform plows Waspinator)

Changing of the Guard: 1 (Saves Rattrap from falling to his doom inside the stealth beach ball)

Proving Grounds: 1 (Saves Blackarachnia from Dinobot II)


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Silverbolt Howls

Total Occurrences= 6

Breakdown:

Tangled Web: 2
Other Visits: 1
Optimal Situation: 1
Changing of the Guard: 1
Crossing the Rubicon: 1


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Rampage Gets His Spark Squeezed

Total Occurrences= 6

Breakdown:

Bad Spark: 2
Code of Hero: 1
Transmutate: 2
Nemesis: 1


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Depth Charge Says "X"

Total Occurrences= 10

Breakdown:

Deep Metal: 4
Changing of the Guard: 2
Nemesis: 4


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Dinobot Calls Rattrap By A Cute Nickname

Total Occurrences= 24

Breakdown:

Vermin: 10
Fallen Comrades--1
Double Dinobot (as clone)--1
The Low Road--3
Before the Storm--1
Coming of the Fuzors--1
Maximal No More--2
Code of Hero--1
Rodent: 7
Fallen Comarades--1
Dark Designs--1
Possession--1
The Low Road--1
Coming of the Fuzors--1
Code of Hero--2
Mouse: 4
Victory--1
The Low Road--2
Code of Hero--1
Cheese-eater: 1
The Low Road--1
Cheeselips: 1
The Low Road--1
Eater of Garbage: 1
The Low Road--1

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Rattrap Calls Dinobot By A Cute Nickname

Total Occurrences= 41

Breakdown:

Chopperface: 18
The Probe--1
Chain of Command--1
Fallen Comrades--2
A Better Mousetrap--1
Victory--2
Double Dinobot--1
Dark Voyage--1
The Low Road--2
Aftermath--1
Coming of the Fuzors--2
Maximal No More--2
Beast Wars, Part 2--2
Dinobutt: 3
A Better Mousetrap--1
Coming of the Fuzors--1
Maximal No More--1
Lizardlips: 3
Victory--1
Dark Designs--1
The Low Road--1
Lizardhead: 1
Double Jeopardy--1
Dinoboob: 1
The Probe--1
Scaleface: 1
Chain of Command--1
Leatherlips: 1
Chain of Command--1
Dinodip: 1
Victory--1
Microbrain: 1
Double Dinobot--1
Dinobrain: 1
The Trigger--1
Moron: 1
Dark Voyage--1
Gearhead: 1
The Low Road--1
Pre-evolved Birdbrain: 1
The Low Road--1
Brontobrain: 1
The Low Road--1
Hothead: 1
The Low Road--1
Lizardbutt: 1
Aftermath--1
Fenderhead: 1
Coming of the Fuzors--1
Lizardbreath: 1
Maximal No More--1
Scalebelly: 1
Beast Wars, Part 2--1

 

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Tigatron Does That Sexy Tiger Growl

Total Occurrences= 42

Breakdown:

A Better Mousetrap: 10
Victory: 9
The Spark: 2
The Trigger: 6
Spider's Game: 5
Call of the Wild: 4
Dark Voyage: 1
Possession: 2
Before the Storm: 3


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Snoring Characters

Optimus Primal ("Call of the Wild")
Dinobot ("Call of the Wild")
Megatron ("Before the Storm" and "Transmutate")
Cheetor ("Feral Scream")
Tarantulas ("Crossing the Rubicon")--Special thanks to Ivyna J. Spyder for pointing this one out to me! ...Boy, do I feel dumb now... :)

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Rattrap Outbursts


        

We're all gonna die!
Total Occurrences: 9

Breakdown:

Beast Wars: 2
Victory: 1
Before the Storm: 1
Other Voices: 1
Coming of the Fuzors: 1
Other Visits: 1
Other Victories: 1
Nemesis: 1

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Aw/Oh, man!
Total Occurrences
: 50

Breakdown:

The Web: 1
Power Surge: 5
A Better Mousetrap: 2
Victory: 1
Dark Designs: 1
Double Dinobot: 2
The Trigger: 1
Call of the Wild: 1
The Low Road: 1
Before the Storm: 2
Other Voices: 4
Coming of the Fuzors: 3
Tangled Web: 1
Maximal No More: 2
Other Visits: 4
Code of Hero: 1
Transmutate: 1
The Agenda: 4
Optimal Situation: 1
Changing of the Guard: 7
Cutting Edge: 1
Proving Grounds: 1
Go With the Flow: 1
Master Blaster: 1
Nemesis: 1

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Oh-oh no!
Total Occurrences
: 8

Breakdown:

Double Jeopardy: 1
The Probe: 1
Chain of Command: 1
The Low Road: 1
Other Voices: 1
The Agenda: 1
Changing of the Guard: 1
Go With the Flow: 1


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Oh, for bootin' up cold!
Total Occurrences
: 5

Breakdown:

Beast Wars: 1
Before the Storm: 1
Maximal No More: 1
The Agenda: 1
Optimal Situation: 1

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Quickstrike Says "Keister"

Total Occurrences: 6

Breakdown:

Coming of the Fuzors: 1
Tangled Web: 2
Deep Metal: 1
Master Blaster: 1
Other Victories: 1

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