Transformers No. 5
To the tune of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
Written by: Liana
Click for a MIDI of the song

Ladies and gentlemen
This is The Transformers Mambo No.5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the Ark, so come on
Let's ride to the planet around the corner
The boys say they want some energon goodies
But I really don't wanna
laserburn like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak and Ravage
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my Primus
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

Refrain:
A little bit of Megatron in my life
A little bit of Optimus by my side
A little bit of Ravage is all I need
A little bit of Bluestreak is what I see
A little bit of Starscream in the sun
A little bit of Ultra Magnus all night long
A little bit of Soundwave here I am
A little bit of Ironhide makes me your femme

Mambo No.5

Jump up and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

A little bit of Megatron in my life
A little bit of Optimus by my side
A little bit of Ravage is all I need
A little bit of Bluestreak is what I see
A little bit of Starscream in the sun
A little bit of Ultra Magnus all night long
A little bit of Soundwave here I am
A little bit of Ironhide makes me your femme

(Trumpet)
The trumpet
Mambo No.5

A little bit of Megatron in my life
A little bit of Optimus by my side
A little bit of Ravage is all I need
A little bit of Bluestreak is what I see
A little bit of Starscream in the sun
A little bit of Ultra Magnus all night long
A little bit of Soundwave here I am
A little bit of Ironhide makes me your femme

I do all
To fall in love with a Mech like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky