OPTIMUS PRIME: It's the Transformers, with our very special guest star, (fill in the blank) YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

[The pit orchestra, starts up the theme, with Jazz on solo sax, BW Inferno on drums, the Constructicons comprising the horn section, Blaster on piano, Soundwave on bass, etc.]

[Superion, Menasor, Bruticus, Defensor, Predaking, Abominus and Computron trudge onto the stage, form a single line across it, and gesture to an upper riser.]

AUTOBOT MINI-CARS:
It's time to transform and roll
It's time to fight for right
It's time to save the Earth from
The Decepticons tonight

DECEPTICON SEEKERS:
It's time to rule the planet
Take everything in sight
It's time to go exterminate
The Autobots tonight

GALVATRON: Why does Prime always come back
ULTRA MAGNUS: I asked, he wouldn't say
GALVATRON: It's like he thinks it's torture
GALV & MAGNUS: To simply stay away

(short drum solo by Inferno)

(two-lines of trumpet solo by Scrapper)

TF CHORUS: And now let's start the battle
VIEWERS AT HOME: Why don't you start the battle?!
OPTIMUS PRIME: It's time to start the battle
TF CHORUS: With the Autobot 'n' 'Cons
Max 'n' Predacons
Dest 'n' Cybertron
Until All Are One
Thi-i-is i-i-is wha-a-at we-e-e ca-a-all
The-e-e Tra-a-ans-fo-o-or-me-e-e-e-e-e-ers!

(music stops)