We're Decepticon Raiders
To the tune of: Monty Python's "Knights of the Round Table"
Written by: Wayward Martian
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We're Decepticon raiders
We're alien invaders
We spend our time annoying Prime
And his Autobot crusaders

We'll eat well back on Cybertron
If we can restock our energon

We're Decepticon raiders
We're robot masqueraders
We look like trains and jets and planes
Or else great, big cannonaders

We had different forms on Cybertron
But now our true shapes are lost and gone

We're powerful brigaders
And deceitful evaders
It's not all fun. We've never won
And we work for a tirader

We would go back to Cybertron
But we're stuck here with Megatron