He's into fights and brawling
It's what he'd rather do
But he is stuck with hauling
For his Decepticon crew

He knows his job's important
He wouldn't stay otherwise
He still feels resentment
That he must haul supplies

He really hates his function
But he does it all the same
He doesn't do it quietly
'Cause he thinks his job's inane
Oh, listen to him complain! -

Gray and green and stout - Living la vida Longhaul
Slinging's what it's about, living la vida Longhaul
He'd rather be in fights, but he'll be at your beck and call
Carting stuff around - Living la vida Longhaul
Living la vida Longhaul
Living la vida Longhaul

Woke up in some dark cavern
With a dump truck's stout physique
Megatron said his keep he must earn
Making Big Weapons of the Week

He'd rather get a new job
But his protests are in vain
The hours stink, there's no breaks
And his boss is such a pain
Now it's back to the refrain:

Gray and green and stout - Living la vida Longhaul
Slinging's what it's about, living la vida Longhaul
He'd rather be in fights, but he'll be at your beck and call
Carting stuff around - Living la vida Longhaul
Living la vida Longhaul
Living la vida Longhaul

He really hates his function
But he does it all the same
He doesn't do it quietly
'Cause he thinks his job's inane
Oh, listen to him complain! -

Gray and green and stout - Living la vida Longhaul

Slinging's what it's about, living la vida Longhaul
He'd rather be in fights, but he'll be at your beck and call
Carting stuff around - Living la vida Longhaul
Living la vida Longhaul
Living la vida Longhaul