Megatron went down to Iacon ,looking for a spark to steal
He wasn’t feelin fine, 15 eps behind
So he was willing to make a deal
When he come upon a young bat saying "I'm an ugly bot"
He jumped up on a fruit tree stump and said
"Boy let me tell you what
Guess you didn’t know it but I'm pretty ugly, too
And if you care to take a Dare I’ll make a bet with you
You are a pretty damn ugly son, but give the Dragon his due
I’ll bet a barrel of energon dark and against you spark, I think im uglier than you."

The bat said my name's Nightscream, and I know it may be a sin
But I’ll take your bet and you’re gonna regret I’m the ugliest there has ever been.

Nightscream open up your face and scream your little heart
The dragon's loose in Iacon and Megs is in the Cards
And if you win you get the shiny barrel of energon dark
But if you lose the dragon gets your spaaaaaark

The dragon opened up his face and said "I’ll start this show"
Fire flew from his arse as he whipped out his bow
He dragged the bow across his face and it made an evil hiss
A band of drones joined in and it sounded something like this:

(Murmurs and screams...)

The dragon finished and Nightscream said, "Well your pretty ugly old son
But sit right down on that stump right there and let me show you how it’s done!"

Fire in the sky
Run Maximals run
Master of the house
Skir said no guns
Rattrap bitchin'
Another ugly mofo
Blackarachnia saying "No, Bolt, no"

Megatron bowed his head 'cause he knew that he’d been beat
And he lay that shiny barrel of Energon at Nightscream's feet.
Nightscream said, "C'mon back, Dragon, if you ever want to try again
But I told you once you son of a glitch, I'm the ugliest there's ever been."

He screamed:

Fire in the sky
Run Maximals run
Master of the house
Skir said no guns
Rattrap bitchin'
Another ugly mofo Blackarachnia saying, "No Bolt no."