Non-"Slash" Fanfics

Best Laid Plans
Ratchet and Wheeljack decide to take a vacation. That was their first mistake...

Death's Lessons
Poor Ratchet has a realllllly crappy day at the office. Doc angst is just so much fun, innit it?

He Who Laughs Last
Skywarp isn't the only practical joker lurking around Decepticon Headquarters.

The High Road
Crashed and burned in the desert, poor Thundercracker has nothing left to do but think. F0rtunately for him, he's pretty darn good at thinking...

Megatron's Christmas Carol
An old (and weird) Christmas tale I wrote mostly on the fly many moons ago when I inhabited the message boards on the old Prodigy Service. 'Tis not all that good, contains fan characters that you probably won't understand (Flee in terror!), but it's mildly amusing on occasion. I think... Or maybe it isn't... In any case, Charles Dickens is, no doubt, spinning in his grave.
Note: This is not by any stretch of the imagination meant to be a serious fic. I really don't want to hear about how OOC the characters are, 'K? :)

Outcast
Ever wonder whatever happened to Blitzwing after Galvatron ever-so-gently booted him out of the Decepticons at the end of "Five Faces of Darkness?" Well, here's my utterly depressing interpretation...

Remembrance
1 part gore + 1 part "Autobot Spike" + 2 parts agonized, guilt-ridden Prowl = Fangirl Heaven! Mmmm mmmm goooooood!

Vigil
Tragedy strikes the Dinobots, sending Optimus Prime, in particular, a looooooong-overdue wakeup call.

Vigil "Sequel-ettes"
So termed because they're wee li'l things centered on the Dinobots that take place after "Vigil." Reading "Vigil" before reading these is highly recommended or else very little will make sense. Eventually, there'll be four or five of these. Maybe. When/if I ever get around to writing them. Right now, there's only one. Ain't it cuuuuute?